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37 years ago a witch done put a spell on me

A spell where when I'm talkin' I'm singin' it with glee.

When you're always singin' you got to live alone

That's why I made this mountain shack my home.


And when you're on the mountain, you got no guarantees

That life will turn up roses or turn out as you please.

When you're on the mountain, there's lots to be a'feared

That's why this here old mountain goat's prepared!


Be prepared, be prepared,

This lesson must be shared,

This lesson must be shared,

Be prepared!


Be prepared, be prepared,

And unless you got a spare,

You got one life, so handle it with care!


(goat yodelling)


I got horns that open bottles,

And I got horns that hold my keys,

I got horns that when you turn 'em right, they help me watchTV.

I got horns that open pickle jars,

And horns that come with hair,

I got horns that hang my other horns -

I always come prepared.

Be prepared, be prepared,

This lesson must be shared,

This lesson must be shared,

Be prepared!

Be prepared, be prepared,

And unless you got a spare,

You got one life, so handle it with care!



Yeeeheeeee! Keep your hands and feet inside of the vehicle at alltimes!

(goat yodelling and more)

Ooooooh, an avalanche is comin' and I do not feel prepared,

It's rumblin' like a mountain lion - I must say that I'mscared,

And if not for the witch's spell you'd hear just how Iscream,

But since I'm only singin', I'll just yodel 'til we'recreamed!

(goat yodelling...)

Baaaaa!

(thanks to Shiori, Pittsburgh)
 
 
Kyle's mom's a bitch, she's a big fat bitch,
She's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world,
She's a stupid bitch, if there ever was a bitch,
She's a bitch to all the boys and girls.

On Monday she's a bitch
On Tuesday she's a bitch
On Wednesday thru Saturday she's a bitch
Then on Sunday just to be different,
Shes u super king kamehameha bitch

Have you ever met my friend Kyle's Mom,
She's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world,
She's a mean old bitch, she has stupid hair,
She's a bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch
Bitch, bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch
She's a stupid bitch, Kyle's Mom's a bitch,
And she's such a dirty bitch.

Talk to kids around the world,
It might go a little something like this...

[Sung in three different languages by other children]

Have you ever met my friend Kyle's Mom,
She's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world,
She's a mean old bitch, she has stupid hair,
She's a bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch
Bitch, bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch.
She's a stupid bitch, Kyle's Mom's a bitch,
And she's such a dirty bitch;

I really mean it,
Kyle's Mom, she's a big fat, stinking bitch
Big old fat fuckin' bitch, Kyle's Mommmmmmmmmmm
Yeahhhhh, Chaaaaa
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